it's not an angry wtf, more of an inquisitive omg wtf? i rolled into work today at half past eleven. that's pretty fucking late. (and now i'm on lj - employee of the month material ( Read more... )

i need people to entertain me. i'm bored. peru seems like a distant memory. i can already tell how i was feeling so comfortable and unwilling to move before i left. chicago is a trap, that's why i didn't want to come back here to begin with. i catch myself thinking, well i don't really need to go to europe. i can just stay here and live in my ( Read more... )

wow that last post was really funny, i don't even remember writing it ( Read more... )

ohhhh im drink. i mean drunk. oh my. this is me not writing a drunk meail and by that i mean email to girl, but rather updating my goddamn journal. i hate men. i am tired of fucking boys trying to get with me. i am FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GAY. hello, how hard is that to grasp. no matter how attractive, how unlikely because i am wearing a ( Read more... )

Hi ____ ( Read more... )

yesterday was my birthday. this is the best birthday so far. well, since that party in the park when i was like 5 and my parents set up a tent and a pinata and a cookie cake. that was a good party ( Read more... )

okay, so it's dumb to put too much thought into weight. or is it? it's hard to know what's a normal level of effort. i mean, it is a good thing to be conscious and stay healthy. i like it when my clothes fit me well and i feel like my body is fuctioning as it should. and i hate it when people bitch about things and don't do anything about them ( Read more... )

life is a phenomenal thing ( Read more... )

there's a guy in my office who's name is richard philander. dick philander.

i love it.

i'm thinking there are two kinds of people:

the kind that like things, and the kind that like to hate things.