i couldn't not do it
[note: this was filled out for my own entertainment and posted here only for archiving purposes. it was left screened while the official mbh jose was active to avoid confusion or misunderstanding, and unscreened only after the official mbh jose vacated the journal.]
Top or bottom?: Top.
Least favorite position: Anything that requires creative balancing. It just really takes away when you've got to think that much.
Hard and fast, or nice and slow?: They've both got their place, but hard and fast never disappoints.
Do you like to cuddle after sex?: Only with certain people, and only if I'm in the mood.
Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?: Receive. And anyone who said anything else, you're all liars.
What's your opinion on threesomes and orgies?: Great as long as everyone's on the same page, otherwise they can get complicated.
Would you ever have a threesome if you didn't want to but your partner did?: I don't do anything I don't want to.
Like or Dislike?
Morning sex: Why not. Although really early morning, like waking up in the middle of the night, 4 a.m. sex? Even better.
Nooners: Good unless I have game that night.
Sex outdoors: Weather permitting. I'm not freezing my ass off just to be 'adventurous'.
Sex in public places: I got over that a long time ago.
Sex in the shower: Efficient.
Food as a sex aid: Take it or leave it. Ice cream is nice.
Bloodplay: I like my blood staying in my body, thanks.
Pubic hair: Whatever, but if it's a jungle down there you can forget about getting a blowjob.
69: It's all right, but I'm easily distracted.
Watching your partner masturbate: Awesome.
Porn: When I'm in the mood.
Miscellaneous
Any fetishes? Which?: I'm obsessed with fucking exceptionally hot people, does that count?
Your idea of a perfect romantic night: A night on the boat. With a lot of sex.
How often do you masturbate?: 4-5 times a week, probably.
Do you like to be talked to during sex?: Hell yeah.
Have you ever had sex with someone and not remembered it the next morning?: Yes.
Your Friends List
How many people on your friends list have you had sex with?: 8.
How many people on your friends list would you like to have sex with that you haven't?: No one I'm dying to sleep with, but there are 4 or 5 I wouldn't turn away.
Is there anyone on your friends list that you wish you hadn't slept with?: No.
Is there anyone on your friends list that you've slept with but nobody else knows about it but the two of you?: No.