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[josh12345671]

Every single night my dreams either consist of sex or monsters.

Does this mean that I am bound to consummate with a chupacabra?

Comments

[anonymous]

Maybe you are a monster in the bedroom?

beware

[lillyloo]

cHUuuuuuPPAaaaCaaaBrAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

i mean really though, would that be so bad?

i keep having horribly scary dreams lately. maybe it's something in the water?