I will never come to grips with the current stage in my life. I live 5 years too fast. Like Dr. Evil says the world is mine you fuckers. And I'm taking you all with me.

Oysters? Diamonds? Conch Chowder? Spanish fly? Amateurs. Poetry? Flowers? Lingerie? Perfume? Pretenders. The truest, most powerful aphrodisiac isn’t any of these - it is hate. Sex does not live in our heads or our hearts, sex lives in our bowels, in the dark spaces within and below. Sex resides in our loins where hate festers, masticating ( Read more... )

It is funny how personally girls take all of that love shit. You know and I know that when you tell somebody that you love them, even when you mean it, girls expect you to love only them. Otherwise, they feel like you don't really love them even though you do. I love pizza, you don't see ice cream getting jealous because I told ice cream that I ( Read more... )

THIEVES OF DREAMS ( Read more... )

Rest in peace brother.


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That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow when I swallow it all wollow and drown in my sorrow. And tomorrow I'm probably going to want to do it again ( Read more... )

You all sound the same. Every fucking one of you. Stop the front. Your all tools ( Read more... )

No time for any storys today, just words of wisdom from the man with the broken face:

If it dosen't kill you, use it and kill somebody else

There was once an old man walking home from work, he was walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home and he took care of it and he thawed it out and he nursed it back to health and as soon as that snake was well enough it bit that old man and as that old man laid there dying he asked ( Read more... )

I own the best CD in the world and chances are you don't. That's because I am Josh FUCKING Hartman.....and you aren't. It sucks dosen't it? Yeah and if it dosen't than it is just because jealousy is a bitch. My hero is a man named Phil Brooks. He is 20 times better than you are, and 40 times better than your parents. My friends call me Hartman and ( Read more... )