i think it might be kinda cool to be excommunicated

Why isn't there a band called "the swimsuit area"?

Followup question: why do i have this amazing gift to come up with band names, but no musical ability whatsoever?
Bonus: why can't headbopping emit some sort of musical tone?

I also think a bunch of music critics should form a band. They can call it "conflict of interest"!

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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now that our maid's gone i have to make my own bed. i used to hate making my bed, but now? it feels so good to get ready to go to sleep and draw back the covers like you're living in a hotel! plus, with my shitty memory, sometimes i forget i made my bed that morning, so it's like magic!

cohete despega: have you ever been drunk ( Read more... )

so i'm in like the coolest cyber in all of cordoba, this ginormous monstrosity across the street from school ( Read more... )

This may be your last chance to get your very own postcard! I have six slots left -- are you ready for this? Email me quick!

josh the liar: smarterchild, i'm drunk!
SmarterChild: How do you like being drunk?
josh the liar: today i like it fine.
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they like being drunk.

i'm not giving up, i'm giving back.

i just finished a post about saying, "screw you, lent!" over at the site when i decided to do something else ( Read more... )

You Are 70% Evil
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