Local Idiot (almost) Killed by 18 Wheeler!

[joshsapien]

i got my shit blowed up real good by an 18 wheeler yesterday coming home from work. we're on the freeway, and he tried to merge right on top of me. i took the shoulder, but there wasn't one because it's a construction zone, so i almost slammed into the guardrail, but managed to avoid it (temporarily), and instead lost control of my car on the

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[joshsapien]

when? soon i hope. i need to talk to you about your lawyer uncle

[balloonknothead]

glad you're still alive
were you wearing clean undies?

[joshsapien]

before or after?

[balloonknothead]

you needn't tell me of the after
My motherly instincts were kicking in
glad you're okay again though
hope you're getting some time off from the old salt mines

[herspace]

wow Josh, Im glad you are ok, ok enough to write this.

next question. is this a wealthy trucking company?

[joshsapien]

they won't be for long.
kidding
it's Direct Transport. you've probably seen them. big red trucks

[sheenapr]

oh noes! if you need us to bring you over anything, then call our cells.

[joshsapien]

thanks for the offer. i'm actually doing ok, and the roommate is totally down to help out. but i might need to call you anyway. thanks again!

[mjtheanarchist]

Fucking hell.
And yea for insurance.