1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? the mirror ( Read more... )

ok, the TV's acting weird, so i can only get channel 5 right now. and Leno's on. i'd rather eat glass. and i was just looking at a magazine and decided that looking at the keyboard actually makes my eye feel ok (i'm not a touch typist, what can you do) so i just thought i'd do a little experiment. i'm going to go through this here new issue of ( Read more... )

if you took a stake and drove it right through a vampire's heart you'd get a pretty good impression of my agonizing fuckin' eye! i swear someone jabbed a steak right through my eye's heart. and it's the worst pain i've ever felt. worse than being kicked in the nutz. no lie. but, driving has become an adventure of Indiana Jones like proportions ( Read more... )

on. i got tagged by SheNapper, so i gotta do this or scorn her. you know what they say about that ( Read more... )

ok. lots of shows coming soon. here are a few i'm planning on going to, so if you wanna, contact me and maybe we can all go together ( Read more... )

i just ate like, five enchiladas! it was pretty good for it being so late at night. and the chips, oh, man, the chips. freshest chips ever. i built a little shrine to them instead of eating them all. they will be mine forever ( Read more... )

man, i partied like a rockstar this week (apart from working and looking for a full time gig. that's not very rockstar ( Read more... )

ok, so tonight my buddy Tony and myself went to Denton to check out the Blackalicious show. doors were @ 9, so we left the song shop around 8:30. and got to Denton around 9:15. and stood in line for near a fuckin' hour and a half. missed Joint Manuva, and half of the Apsci sets, were told to move places in line around 5 times, but never moved ( Read more... )

what the world needs now is some true words of wisdom, like: la la la la lalala

haha the two sweetest words in the english language, free upgrade. i just got home from being out (hard to come home if you haven't been out) and opened my Whataburger bag. it contained two (2) suasage egg and cheese biscuits. but i only ordered tow (2) egg and cheese biscuits, even though i wanted the sausage, but didn't think i had the cash ( Read more... )