Cat Population (sorry PETA)

[joshua48017]

Cat Population 48,354,891

-1   (The most recent of the Murano "pet-homicides.")

48,354,890

-Hope the sad owners don't read my lj.  But hey I'm taking +36 points, it was black and I was only going a little over the speed limit when the accident occured.  Total points +10+20(cause

Comments

[scatterednotion]

you've got some ganked up math skills! for real! you do not get 71 points for an ugly black cat! My reasoning is... 5 pts for the cat, 2 more because he was black, -3 points because somebody was in the car with you (rendering your story to not be as big and extravagant as your imagination can make it) and -2 because you feel bad. so In all actuality you only get like... 2 points....

[joshua48017]

No, No, you don't understand...That is the total of all the points from the Animal to Murano impacts. 10 a long time ago, 20 on the way to Holt prom, 10 in cottondale, -5 in McCalla w/ Billy-he made me feel bad, the 36 for tonights (kendall gave me 30 b/c it was black and I was speeding and it was a cat, you gave me six so I took both and made 36. Double Underlined total is 71

[scatterednotion]

... STOP HITTING THE ANIMALS!!!!

Minus 100 Jesus points!

[joshua48017]

Jesus points are not included in the killing of the lesser species points. Two totally different groups.

Jesus points = 1,000,000.
Lesser species =71.

Yes, I know they are God's creation, I don't think He meant to make so many of them though, and when there hair started getting all over everything He had to invent the dog-hair-rollers; So since they were created they have just been a hassle....(just say no, to animals...EAT THEM!!!!)

[scatterednotion]

No, you're not getting out of this one. God meant for that hair, to be on that cat and not scattered across the road. He spent HIS time creating THAT cat and making every intricate part of it. You took your car and plowed into the cat, probably on purpose. Not only did you kill the cat, but you're gloating about it with your jacked up points system.

He loved that cat and YOU killed it.

[lucyferhater]

Dude...go for a dog next time. Dogs are worth their total estimated weight doubled. So if you hit a 50lb dog, then that is 100 points. Plus, owners are usually more attached to dogs and usually get much more upset when they die. So for each crying dog owner, I would add around 10 to 20 points depending on how extreme the reaction is. I mean, with a dog, it would be easy to add up 200 points.

ps - just kidding

[lovelylady007]

you get a bajillion points in my book for that. i hate cats, so the fewer we have in this world, the better! merry christmas!

[ttony]

yo got another 1 omg your a cat murderer ...goooo josh ..i sy 1 cat equals 25 points +5 for someone being with you +1 to 15 dependig on how far the cat flew and how big of a splat he made on the asphalt