Oh, so I should note on here that I am in hibernation.
Incase you're curious to what is going on and where I have gone.

I've moved out of New York City and back into the country to focus on my adult life and work on some more interesting projects (i'll be a contributor to the Sirius Radio Comedy Channel 104 "Raw Dog" and I think I might start ( Read more... )

Here's some quick thoughts/updates for you folks who think I have died...

1.)  The commercial for the new Grudge 2 movie is the scariest commercial I have ever seen.

2.)  This is my last month LIVING in NYC.  Moving north to finish work on the house and move in with my soon to be wife to focus on some other outlets of comedy for awhile.  I've ( Read more... )

We spend too much of our life trying to impress the people we hate.

hillary duff looks kinda like a horse.

i am pretty sure i would never recognize her if she was walking down the street --
eating oats and pulling a handsome cab through central park.

- thisisjoshua.com

MTV is exactly 10 days older than me.
And it has done soooooo much more with it's life.

- thisisjoshua.com

My life involves a lot of traveling.  I go somewhere pretty much every other week.  Whether it be for performances around the country or just back up to Syracuse to visit my family and help my soon to be wife plan our next big steps.  I have traveled via car, bus, plane and probably even donkey during my tenure as a New York comedian, but I rarely ( Read more... )

So the media is making a big thing about the President saying "shit" to Tony Blair.  So the man swears; so what!?  I can't think of a single person I know that doesn't swear.  It's how we talk, people, and atleast he said it because he was passionate about global issues.

Listen, I am against Bush politics as much as the next confused, privilaged 20- ( Read more... )

My TV truths are about to come out...

"Bold all the shows you have seen more than three episodes of"
      Stolen from
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Explain to me how a news source can write this:

Report: Holland Tunnel bomb plot uncovered
"A plot to bomb New York's Holland Tunnel in an effort to flood the Wall Street financial district has been uncovered by the FBI..."

and then close out the lede with this:
"but the sources said the Holland Tunnel was not mentioned specifically as a target."

It ( Read more... )

Just when I think life can't get any better, they go an release a STRONGER Mr. Clean Magic Eraser!  50% stronger, as a matter of fact (not that I even know what that means, but shit -- I LOVE that thing).

-thisisjoshua.com