I got my car back!!  Along with a big sweet ass knife, food, a pill crusher, 3 beers, clothes and some other shit.  Now I have to fix my ignition which is like $400.  Until then i start my car with a screw driver!  Fucking crack heads.

My car got stolen.  So if you see it milk the driver.  They almost thought I faked it too.  Because someone tried to steal a stereo system out of a car while driving my car.  So the cop was an asshole until he found out it wasn't me.  Innocent until proven guilty right?  Everett PRIDE!!!

So I've been spending alot of time at birchbay water slides. My mom bought a condo in the water park and we can go on the water slides whenever we want. What a dream boat your probably thinking right?  I know, but she also bought a mungarian sea turtle named Waldo. LOOK:


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If life were a puzzle and you were the pet shop keeper, I think that I would laugh. Bye, bye.

Last night I tried jumping on Nathan from a 5ft deck. I landed with my feet flat on concrete i think. Anyways it hurts really bad to walk now. So if anyone has any crutches I can borrow it would be greatly appreciated! If you can bring me them I will give you chewing gum. It seriously hurts like hell to walk to my car. I tried crawling and now ( Read more... )

So its official. I'm registered for an EMT class at UCLA that starts Sep.11. So come september it's goodbye Washington.

Okay, so jetty island is closed! But its gonna be really hot tommorow, so how about the river? ehh?

So Jetty Island tommorow? (saturday)

"I have nothing to say of my working life, only that a tie is a noose, and inverted though it is, it will hang a man nonetheless if he's not careful"- The Life of Pi

happy sperm donor day!


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