I was wondering what day that fools day was and was thinking it was may 1st, and thought I missed it. Then I realized its called april fools day. Damnit! I let it slip by unoticed a long time ago! Guess I will have to save the gags.

I like it when the sun comes around this Evergreen State. Today I got my CPR Card so now I can save your life. I can even shock people when there heart attacks. Happy Fucking Mothers Day proud parents.

Man I am so sick of school. I just can't wait till this quarter is over. Better yet till summer quarter is over. Then I finally get an extended break. Oh and for all you kids that didn't know, I'm planning on moving to LA in september. So this summer better be a good one!

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Alot of people like to live life like its a party. They got it all wrong. I want to live it as an adventure. ya know, like Jesus and Indiana Jones did.

I'd like to think that my life is one long soundtrack. There is a little bird in the clouds who chirps melodies and a puzzled turtle that conducts the whole spectacle. I imagine there is at least one song that matches what I am doing at any point in my day. Just like when you listen too music on headphones and your walking around in public. I ( Read more... )

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -Winston Churchill

This could be considered child porn, but its way too fucking cute.....In a gross kinda way.

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Welcome to the cruel world. My life is the fucking OC. What the fuck!!!!???

Its nice to have friends that are always there for you and can make you laugh even when you feel like a rainy day. Thanks kids.

Love, Josh