Comments | joshxbridge: With a girl like you in my life

joshxbridge

With a girl like you in my life

Nov 23, 2008 23:52

What can go wrong?

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evrytimeitrains November 25 2008, 13:34:46 UTC

nothing except you getting kidnapped while attempting to hitchhike

love, love, love you.

joshxbridge November 25 2008, 19:45:55 UTC

haha well you should have unlocked the door so i wouldn't have had to hitchhike home. you

evrytimeitrains November 26 2008, 01:14:13 UTC

you dog

joshxbridge November 26 2008, 01:36:43 UTC

If you were hitchhiking and i picked you up, our conversation would probably go like this...

J: Where you going?
N: Hi , could you please drive me to _________.
J: Where is that?
N: How far you going?
J: Oh i am going to __________, hop in.
N: Make out with me.
J: What?

As we make out you bite my lip and all that and then sneak your hand towards MY BACK POCKET and steal my wallet. But to your surprise it is a decoy and my wallet is really a camera. you open it and ::flash:: i steal your picture and drop you on the side of the road. Months later. I am eating dinner and i take out the picture and tell the story of how i picked up a hitchhiker and she tried to rob me when we were making out. How your lips were the softest lips i ever kissed and how your eyes looked wonderful when so close to mine. They lose color and coherence but i paint them from memory and cannot describe them with words. I look at the picture and smile and think about Charlton Heston playing a Mexican district attorney and Hank Quinlan with his game leg. tap tap..

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