i never knew a corpse face and a face drawn on a tit could be SO HILARIOUS...

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=41893

good god.

i have some pics of zoe/zoloft from pretty jamie:


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Your Birthdate: February 1

Your birthday suggests that are executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup ( Read more... )

...to replace the daycare children

i actually think this dog has the best personality out of any pet we've owned (besides chloe)... super shy and gentle, and lazies around constantly

almost begging you to LOFF EET!!

...oh, and her name is ZOE, which is short for ZOLOFT

she sort of looks like this dog:

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the new soilwork is actually very entertaining to listen to... mostly track 3 and 5 ( Read more... )

tonight was the soothingest i've had in a very long while... i woke up at about 130, had a creative breakfast which was somewhat bland tasting. then i proceeded to watch bad boys II on hbo, which was actually pretty entertaining... thirdly, i cleaned the weewee porcelan thing with a new wand my parents had purchased (a brilliant new invention with ( Read more... )

megan and dan are challenging my typing skills... and i am proving that i throw more fire in the pit than legolas.

I AM THE TYPING MAESTER

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i have the internet back... woo ( Read more... )

no more internet. my parents raped and pillaged the interweb land within my house and decided to reign down hellfire upon the peasants and villagers who opposed...

i guess i'm sorta shit out of luck!