A coworker of mine wants to name a band "Teh Bird Flu". That's not a typo. He really wants to name the band "Teh Bird Flu". Their debut album will be called "Oh No! Its Teh Bird Flu!". He didn't realize he was inadvertently paying homage to Devo with that album title ( Read more... )

I am going to Diffie-Hellman your face off!

I have to smile whenever anyone mentions the Diffie-Hellman key exchange process....I dont know why. It just sounds funny I guess.

Anybody with a BS in Computer Science need a job? MPHI is hiring!

Angela works at the Cracker Barrel now...I guess they thought Honky Bucket was too offensive.

GOO-by

GG

40 hours a week ( Read more... )

Alright, check dis out ( Read more... )

I just napped on the couch for the past 90 minutes ( Read more... )

These are all absolutely priceless:

Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA

Your mom is like HTML a tiny and a whole lot a If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out ( Read more... )

I have my own business card. I'm a big boy now.

The new Bloodhound is still teh suck.

I am a Taiko Drum Master.

The new DDR is kew.

Toodles.

Trav, I've got the stuff. You know...the 'precious cargo'. The deal is going down at the Speedway on the corner of Cedar St. and Long Blvd. at 9:46pm central time. Absolutely no cops! If I see a cop, there's going to be trouble...big trouble. You must bring me the tongue of a rabid weasel in exchange. You will throw this rabid weasel tongue out of ( Read more... )

The new Bloodhound Gang album 'Hefty Fine' came out today. I had to get it. ($10 at BestBuy until Sunday ( Read more... )

!gnirob si eh esuaceb eromyna tsop t'nseod eh .skcus k eoj

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