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[joskarith]

We've got a user who if we were doing frequent flyer miles at the helldesk would have accumulated enough to get a one way ticket to the moon by now

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[bluekindred]

You can get relatively cheap thumb-scanners for laptops now - get her one of those... if anything, it'll be incredibly amusing to hear how she locked herself out of her own thumbprint :-D

[dj_stillborn]

I need to think up a reason to blag an NU laptop, trouble is finding a spare one that has Mathematica on it!

[ryokumas]

This isn't so unbelievable - just apply the rule of 95% and it'll all make sense.