Yaoi gets the best of you when...
Yaoi affects my life and funnyness ensues.
So the other day I was thinking too hard, as usual, and started realizing that sometimes I associate too many things with yaoi. Connections here, connections there...
For instance, I was watching the news the other day about how a lot of car salesman are trying to urge consumers to buy more eco-friendly cost-efficient vehicles, and couldn't help but wonder what Naruto would be like as a car salesman. This led me to wonder what type of car consumer Sasuke would be, and thus I was plunged into a world of bonnie&clyde plot bunnies that focused on Sasuke and Naruto making a grand getaway from a car lot all Fast and the Furious style.
I get these crazy ideas at work too!
One of my co-workers is absolutely gorgeous and she always, bless her heart, has guys lining up to hit on her. She gets passed notes that say 'you're cute' or 'call me' followed by a phone number (and random people bringing her flowers???), and the other day, when she was opening an account for a younger couple, I even heard the guy say, "I'm just telling you that if I didn't have a fiance, I'd totally be after you."
This poor girl. And normally you'd think it'd be kinda nice getting all of that attention but...nah. It really makes her get frustrated. And so I thought, "HMMMMMMMM that totally sounds like a situation Sasuke would be in!!!"
...aaaaaaand off my imagination went again. 'OMG what if he couldn't catch a break but Naruto wouldn't leave him alone and started embarassing him at work with flowers and stuff til he agreed to go on a date, and ZOMG what if--!"
...
AND THEN...! Oh man, this was the funniest thing ever, and probably only to me. Only two guys work at my branch, and one is pretty conservative. I guess they both went to play soccer the other day, but none of us girls knew. So they were both talking at the counter and guy #1 was like, "I'm so sore. How's you're body doing, after all that?" and guy #2 was like, "I'm sore too. I don't know how I made it through."
ROFLMAO. I was staring at them with the biggest eyes until non-conservative boy #2 was like, "Calm down! We played soccer...!"
But then after that everyone was cracking up because, well, I am me and everyone knows what I write, even conservative guy #1, who teases me about it from time to time.
So, anyway, I'm starting to think I need a 'Confessions of a twenty-something year old yaoi fangirl' journal, because more often than not, my mind is stuck inside a writing vortex, whether I will it to be or not.
XD
So the other day I was thinking too hard, as usual, and started realizing that sometimes I associate too many things with yaoi. Connections here, connections there...
For instance, I was watching the news the other day about how a lot of car salesman are trying to urge consumers to buy more eco-friendly cost-efficient vehicles, and couldn't help but wonder what Naruto would be like as a car salesman. This led me to wonder what type of car consumer Sasuke would be, and thus I was plunged into a world of bonnie&clyde plot bunnies that focused on Sasuke and Naruto making a grand getaway from a car lot all Fast and the Furious style.
I get these crazy ideas at work too!
One of my co-workers is absolutely gorgeous and she always, bless her heart, has guys lining up to hit on her. She gets passed notes that say 'you're cute' or 'call me' followed by a phone number (and random people bringing her flowers???), and the other day, when she was opening an account for a younger couple, I even heard the guy say, "I'm just telling you that if I didn't have a fiance, I'd totally be after you."
This poor girl. And normally you'd think it'd be kinda nice getting all of that attention but...nah. It really makes her get frustrated. And so I thought, "HMMMMMMMM that totally sounds like a situation Sasuke would be in!!!"
...aaaaaaand off my imagination went again. 'OMG what if he couldn't catch a break but Naruto wouldn't leave him alone and started embarassing him at work with flowers and stuff til he agreed to go on a date, and ZOMG what if--!"
...
AND THEN...! Oh man, this was the funniest thing ever, and probably only to me. Only two guys work at my branch, and one is pretty conservative. I guess they both went to play soccer the other day, but none of us girls knew. So they were both talking at the counter and guy #1 was like, "I'm so sore. How's you're body doing, after all that?" and guy #2 was like, "I'm sore too. I don't know how I made it through."
ROFLMAO. I was staring at them with the biggest eyes until non-conservative boy #2 was like, "Calm down! We played soccer...!"
But then after that everyone was cracking up because, well, I am me and everyone knows what I write, even conservative guy #1, who teases me about it from time to time.
So, anyway, I'm starting to think I need a 'Confessions of a twenty-something year old yaoi fangirl' journal, because more often than not, my mind is stuck inside a writing vortex, whether I will it to be or not.
XD