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[jouigajoy]

[just to set up the imagery, you can see Katsura standing in front of a board

Comments

[parfaitblooded]

Oi, oi, is it really that hard to celebrate your birthday like a normal person, Zura?

[jouigajoy]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura.

A birthday only comes once a year - it is only appropriate to celebrate it as if I was to die tomorrow!

[affirmative]

Congratulations.

[jouigajoy]

It is not my birthday yet, but they are appreciated.

[affirmative]

I am unfamiliar with the Earth custom of naming one's day of birth.

[jouigajoy]

Earth? Are you by any chance, an Amanto?

We do not name them. We do, however, name children.

[librariansheart]

Oh, is it? That's wonderful! What are you planning on doing to celebrate?

[jouigajoy]

I expected receiving a copious amount of presents from everybody.

[librariansheart]

Ah... Were you not going to go out and do something fun and special? Go to an expensive restaurant, or visit a park, or see a movie...?

[jouigajoy]

Of course - that is the job of everybody else. They must shower me with attention.

[kikukamonsho]

Oh! A festival!! Katsuramatasuri!!

[jouigajoy]

Will the Honorable Country of Japan do me the great Honor of attending?

[growinmushrooms]

Ah, Happy Birthday, Katsura-hime! May this day bring you nothing but joy, and all your dreams and desires be fulfilled! Unfortunately I did not know enough in advance to shop for a suitable present for a young lady, but I can certainly present you with a free certificate for the next Host Club event!

[jouigajoy]

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[jouigajoy]

While I appreciate your kindness, I'm afraid I can only accept physical presents. A Host Club invitation will not do.

[growinmushrooms]

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