Sex survey, TMI at its best.
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Had oral sex? Yes
3. Had anal sex? Yes
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yes
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Yes
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Yes
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes
(the quiz-maker can't count, obviously)
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? ~snerk~ Yes
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Yes
13. Had sex while standing up? Yes
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Yes (Not necessarily my thing, but she *loved* it...)
15. Had sex during yours or her "monthly visit"? Yes
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Yes
17. Used ice erotically? Yes
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Yes
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Yes
20. Used a sex toy? Yes...wait, on myself or on my partner? Well, either way, yes.
22. Used an inanimate object? Yes
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? ~sigh~ Yes
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? No
26. Given sex in sympathy? Yes
27. Had sex with a virgin? Yes
28. Ever cheated? By mortal standards, yes
29: Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Yes
31. Had sex with a teacher? Yes
32. Had sex with a boss? Yes
33. Had sex with a relative? No
36. Had homosexual sex? Yes
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Yes
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Yes (Ah, Beltain...)
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Yes
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? Yes
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Yes
45. Had a menage-a-tois? Yes
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? Yes
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? Yes
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? Yes
49. Had sex in a public place? Yes
50. If so, where? a few different places...
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? Yes
53. Had sex in a stationary car? No
54. Had sex in a moving car? No
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? Yes
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yes
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No (how utterly rude...)
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Yes
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Yes
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? Yes
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? Yes
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? Yes
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? Yes
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Yes
68. Had sex in an elevator? Yes
69. Had sex in a cemetery? Yes
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Yes
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yes
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Yes
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yes
75. Seen a live stripper? Yes
76. Seen a live sex show? Yes
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Yes
78. Showered with a partner? Yes
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, mooned)? Yes
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? Yes
81. Stripped for someone? Yes
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? Yes
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? Yes
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes
86. Showered while someone watched? Yes
87. Masturbated? Yes
88. Masturbated while someone watched? Yes
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? Yes
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Yes
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Yes
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Yes
94. Had phone sex? Yes...and telepathic sex before that...
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yes
97. Been photographed nude? Yes
98. Been photographed having sex? Yes
99. Been videotaped having sex? Yes
100. Want to have sex with me? The person I took this survey from? No, he seems like he'd be a rather poor lover...too much of a prude...too selfish and insecure...