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[jourdannex]

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[ilenebook]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jenifer....
Happy Birthday to you.
..and many, many more!!!

[jourdannex]

Oh Ilene, thank you so much. I think about you often and I need to catch up on LJ!

[marcusdibruni2]

I would love to come to the party!

[shawnly]

OMG you are almost 40!

But the botox says 30

[jourdannex]

Omg that was by far the meanest thing you have ever said to me. I would cry but my face no longer moves..so..::squish squish::

Come bake me a red velvet cake.

"I cried for you, now it's your turn to cry over me." Billie Holiday

[aerodrome1]

Oh, dear! That explains why your delightful adventures aren't being recounted at LJ!

[saltdawg]

40+ was a hit with my versace sunnglasses and faux-fur coat (I existed WAY before tyler durden did...) I got takers. But no takers for wrapping the meager presents. Just thought I'd (clandestinly?) keep you UP-dated.

ROCK ON SISTAH!

(I'm going back for some more 'electric slide'...)

-Dawg

Rock on my brothah!

[jourdannex]

I bet you were a hit, how could you not be? I think we should rock that together and just hit up all the old people (see: people my own age that just all seem like a bunch of grownups to me) and we will give them eyes (you know, the f**k me eyes) and then look away and never end up talking to them... I'm good at that.

Then we would just tell stories and laugh and forget the room is full of people wishing they were as cool as you.

Re: Rock on my brothah!

[saltdawg]

See, this is EXACTLY why we should never meet. You've already got me figured out to a "T".

Those 40+ MILFs don't know what they are missing...