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I don't care how large you think your genitals are- no body needs to sit with their legs spread that far apart, it's very almost pornography.

Also you stink of cheap lager and chip fat.

I hate taking the bus.

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Because Moth is in America and I can't press down on the clutch hard enough with my STUPID GAMMY LEG.

;____;

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Over the course of 8 days 16 cabs at least work and back at £30 a pop and I'd actually be hung drawn and quartered by my flatmates. Taxis are for the very late or the very drunk in this household.

[inthereeperbahn]

no no your getting it wrong, they sit like that so hero's like yourself can deliver rightous justice with your foot to there cocks. they know they deserve it!!!

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Ah hahaha. Right in the balls with my jousting leg.

To be honest I think he would have found enough strength left to catch me up and beat me to the ground... Not that he'd have to gather much speed at the moment.

[bikini_bamalam]

TBH its probs his balls.

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UPSETTING.

[prinklebrick]

I'll drive you about if you dont mind an unlicensed driver in your (other) baby.

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It be a lot of bother for you we live at opposite ends. Cheers though Danface.