this has probably been the luckiest week i've ever had ( Read more... )

"SURF AND TURF" IS NOT A THEME!!! IT IS A THING!!! THEMES ARE INTANGIBLE!!! goddamnit!!!!!!

i really hate these TAs that consider themselves mini-professors of their sections. F you. i have no interest in coming prepared to your 60-minute avante-garde jerkfest having reread the Burris and the Benjamin essays ready to go around the room one-by-one and discuss them in relation to one film i've seen this quarter. you're breaking my balls ( Read more... )

party time has got to be moved up, asap, because post-11:00 is getting a little ridiculous

well, my computer broke, and i had to erase everything and reinstall the system. really lame ( Read more... )

once again, ashley saved me. always pulling through. she helped me record this project thing for my sound design class. i think it turned out really well, all because of her really disturbing delivery. schlegel was amazing as well, and i certainly couldn't have done this without him. so thanks to both of them ( Read more... )

what is this obsession that drunk people have with my things. more specifically, with my lysol pre-moisturized disinfectant wipes that i keep on the back of my toilet in the bathroom. every party here, the top is left open, and these wipes (which are 'loaded' into this plastic container in a rather meticulous way for consumer convenience) are ( Read more... )

things the doctor said to me today ( Read more... )

when i was younger, i created what i call a "conversation plot", an outline, if you will. a choose your own adventure.. for conversing. do you like movies? [if yes, jump to page seven. if no, skip to page twelve] yes you say? ok one second....do you like comedies? and so on. it sure did help me out before i could think on my own two feet, ( Read more... )

during my shifts at work today i went to the atm on campus to get some cash for poker tonight. the leaves were really pretty so i quickly drove home and grabbed my camera and took some pictures. this is the one that actually turned out:


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