and den i did it for th last time

[journalwk]

thank U4 keepin' a flippy sane:

• To: YOU
  I am mentally undressin people in this staff mtg, against my will


• 01-Jun-05 10:21 am
  From: Erikka
  I am sending you a witty reply to be posted on lj @ a later date, i.e., "whats up fatties?"


• To: Erikka
  It's gettin self-conscious in here


• 01-Jun-05 10:28 am
  From: Erikka

Comments

LOLzers 4 ME

[betchka]

Holy shit I'm clever.

anyhow

[journalwk]

it's th thought that counts.

think THIS

[betchka]

Why y'all meet so much anyway?

Meetings are for people who don't know how to get shit DONE without talking about it for hours beforehand. You don't confer for three hours before fucking, right?

i hate these meetings so so so so so so much

[journalwk]

i cuddle for 3 hours, den fuck for 1 minute, den try to cuddle for another 3 hours, but usually they leave B4 thet happen, I dunno why.

[howard_cosell]

wait was this meeting 2+ hours long?!?!?
what ever did you do b4 txt messaging?

before text it all jest happen in me head

[journalwk]

th meeting was zupposed to be 1 hour, extended to 1.5 hours ARGH ...

clearing th archives some excerpts part one

[journalwk]

• 27-Dec-03 09:13 pm
  From: 505
  LJ@livejournal.com
  /odobenidae
  /Bonjour, monsieur! Word, Lior had swell thangs to say about M tonight. Swang fucking G-berg dinner, cat, alfredo like cooze fr


• 06-Feb-04 11:05 pm
  From: Sascha
  That's a great idea you are an axe murderer


• To: Sascha
  My new job is floating around collecting all th lost msgs. Whoops i just woke up from that dream too


• 07-Feb-04 01:40 am
  From: Sascha
  Where are you mza mza are you skipping in a field of daisies having discovered that your carpal tunnel was actually gloves


• 08-Feb-04 04:44 am
  From: Sascha
  Elena's mom was just woken up when we got in at four thirty and was like do you kids want to eat?? There is no time at this house they are your people i wish you could see them the world is good

clearing th archives some excerpts part two

[journalwk]

• 06-Apr-05 10:42 am
  From: Quark
  Zhenk yoo! ah am in th province right now and have missed th eljay for quite a few days now U thet am as close as ah kin get to an update!


• To: Quark
  Flush that toilet w/ a bucket of water quark!


• To: Hector
  Fuck you go back 2 mexico bitch. P.S. A.K.A. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOG


• 06-Apr-05 10:42 am
  From: Stacey
  Finger puppets? Is that some sexual slang I'm not aware of?


• To: Stacey
  Why must everything be about th fagz w/ you?

[kthor]

Chops got in after the deadline. This morning we thought he flew out the window but really he decided to come back inside instead. That boy is LOUD!

my life might be missing a pet

[journalwk]

accidentally left my phone @ home today ... between that and th no-frenz-page rule, ah'z more disconnected than ever. On th plus side: TH COUP's Steal This Double Album, pushing repeat on that ho ...

we feed him wet cat food with a chopstick

[kthor]

That's a ho worth pushing repeat on, for sure.