Comments | journalwk: u fired me and it felt like a kiss

journalwk

u fired me and it felt like a kiss

Nov 09, 2005 15:06

work, party

Comments 21

betchka November 9 2005, 20:18:09 UTC

Your new job: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-123322263707848424

wait journalwk November 9 2005, 20:21:24 UTC

am I th lizard, or one of th SCREAMERS?

Re: wait betchka November 9 2005, 20:23:50 UTC

th meat.

on plus side journalwk November 9 2005, 20:27:04 UTC

will not exacerbate carpal tunnel zyndrome.

Thread 5

extra time and your odobenidae November 9 2005, 20:19:43 UTC

Hey, I'm looking for a full-time employee! Can you do everything I tell you to do? Can you take a giant pay cut? Can you also take the brunt of my workload and make me look good while I fuck around in my journal talking to... oh.

Man, you're crazy employable, I'd think.

we kin talk w our voices journalwk November 9 2005, 20:25:17 UTC

wait a minute ... if you're serious ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

I'll try to call soon and tell you about the situation anyway odobenidae November 9 2005, 20:59:46 UTC

To be honest, it's almost definitely going in-house. We have a host of database whizzes in the box office who are dying to "move laterally," so it'd be almost impossible for an outsider to get an edge. Fucking scavengers! Don't get me wrong, it'd be dope to have an M on staff.

You sure deserve a swell fucking job wherever you go, juke. Are you thinking white-collar? Blue-collar? High- or low-dollar? I know you're in the beginning phase of the job search thing, just thought I'd ask some questions!

Re: I'll try to call soon and tell you about the situation anyway trixiefirecat November 9 2005, 22:54:52 UTC

i think it should start with a column in outside left. ALL the cool dudes are doin it!

Thread 8

thejam November 9 2005, 20:25:47 UTC

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tlg/110032829.html

Reply to: gigs-110032829@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-09, 2:04PM EST

Six paid positions available for a paid music video shoot to take place in the DC Metro area. Looking for eight beautiful, big boob, big booty females with measurements at least 38DD-27-40+. Must be between the ages of 18 and 27. Music Video to be played on BET uncut and MTV 2. Please respond to the below email address with stats and pics. Compensation: $300.00

* this is in or around DC area
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Compensation: $300.00

one hundred fifty dollars per b00b journalwk November 9 2005, 21:01:35 UTC

aWWZZZZ U think I'm beautiful!

rebirtha November 10 2005, 03:49:04 UTC

advice columnist.

done journalwk November 14 2005, 14:35:17 UTC

brilliant, B. If RL career changes were this easy ...

OK ASK ME ANYTHING.

rebirtha November 14 2005, 14:41:35 UTC

Dear W.K.,

How do I stop the cool people from making fun of me? I just want to be liked, is that so wrong?

u forgot to give yrself a catchy name journalwk November 14 2005, 14:52:31 UTC

sHOW ME WHERE SO-CALLED COOL PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF U FIRST I WILL HEADBUTT THEM INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS AND DEN I WILL ANSWER YOU Q.

claudelemonde November 11 2005, 02:34:11 UTC

if you are still fired up w/energy i suggest you be a personal trainer, 'cos a few years back my sister lj_tapewizard & i got TRAINED.

ahh thet journ look pretty journalwk November 14 2005, 14:39:56 UTC

keep practicing, you'll last longer than 90 seconds THET'S WHAT SHE SAID.