ah m about to break th record oh noooooo

[journalwk]

you have to ask yrself how much waiter-spit you've eaten in yr lifetime.

"Everything all right here?"
"Hmm hmm. Not enough semen in this."

Comments

fuck "You're the Inspiration" or his Amy Grant duets

[odobenidae]

I keep thinking I don't want to click on the Peter Cetera link, you know, because I'll get sick of the song. But the tune repels sickness! I'm about to fire that b*tch up again!

dressed in purple like purple solar whirlwind

[journalwk]

a special look inside th office, jest 4 U:

From: McGrew
Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 1:55 PM
To: Th MZA
Subject: RE: someone looks v nice today and someone else is all horned up

OK. That is all the verification I needed.

Being horned up is something I know a lot about lately. If I don't get to "release some tension" soon, I'm going to have to purchase some horse blinders.

Viva la pants,
-J.

-----Original Message-----
From: Th MZA
Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 1:53 PM
To: McGrew
Subject: someone looks v nice today and someone else is all horned up

she is a goddess, how much more splainin' you need?

regardsmza.

-----Original Message-----
From: McGrew
Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 1:50 PM
To: Th MZA
Subject: RE: do not open this if she is behind you

Hmmm...'splain.

-----Original Message-----
From: Th MZA
Sent: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 1:49 PM
To: McGrew
Subject: do not open this if she is behind you

i am in love w/ yr boss.

That is all.

ciaomza.
__

--mza.

if you're in love I'm in love too

[odobenidae]

Who talks like this at work, or even exchanges such emails? My relationships with co-workers have been roundly courteous and respectable, what the fuck! I wish I had some freedoms!

Then I was reading about the Washingtonienne (text-only & work-safe, but you've probably seen it) and thought about all those workplaces rife with affairs and scandal. Man, I've never worked in a place like that. I don't think ... at least I was never let in on the scoop. They all think I'm too fucking pure! Promenade left over THERE, fucking pilgrim they say.

[trixiefirecat]

back when comedy central started up and i was addicted to watching it 24-7, there was this one commedian who had a whole routine about how vagina was an aquired taste and it's unmistakeable and how he got served something and couldn't place it but asked the waiter if there was vagina in it.

i think it may have been funnier when he told it. but without you, i'd forgotten completely.

have checked this page several times today also never had cable tv except for one year in college

[journalwk]

courtesy of Lj odobenidae:

http://peachpatch.com/glory.html

--mza.