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DOC! You have a table with a sign, that says 'LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!!!'
Well...I went on that date yesterday with Necole. And...it was pretty much awkward for the whole damn time. I won't go over the whole thing, but...an hour or two after I got home, she texted me saying that she was too old for me. I mean...can you believe that? She's too old? I'm 2 years younger than her. But whatever. She was nice I guess. Needed ( Read more... ) -
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So I've been noticing something about my Goatee of Awesome Power +1 against Orcs. The hairs are REALLY fucking long. Indeed...TOO long if I dare say. So...I cut it off! Shaved it clean, revealing the Cleft Chin of Moderate Coolness. Uhmm...I guess that's it. I dunno...thought it was kinda a big thing, since the last time I had it COMPLETELY shaved ( Read more... ) -
Remember the first time I told you I love you...it was raining hard and you never heard
So...hi. I'm still alive I guess. Still kicking...still trudging through the daily monotony of having a horrible desk job. But I guess it's really not all that bad here. If you choose to ignore certain facets. But I'm not going to bore and annoy you guys with another bitchy post after so long a period of silence. I don't wanna do that to you ( Read more... ) -
Sorry about this guys.
Throughout the past decade I have been teased, ridiculed, and ignored enough for me to create a suit of armor to protect me. Protect me from those that seek to harm me, from those that seek to destroy me. This armor is my safety blanket, my personal bubble, and it has grown stronger as the years have worn on. It keeps the bad people from getting ( Read more... ) -
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Well I've got my first English Comp assignment completed, and now it's in the 'Oh hells yes' phase. The phase is named after what I say when I think of something brilliant that I just HAVE to put in while I wait until it's closer to the deadline. Right now it's about 1900 words, and all I was required was a simple 'sample essay'. They ask for a ( Read more... ) -
Ho-Baggery and Carbon Dated Cake.
Whassup peoples. I come unto thee from the strange land that is Manila for another literary journey (get it? Journey! journeysa! FUCK I'm witty) into the mind of moi. Your bastion of sanity in this f-ed up world ( Read more... ) -
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So yeah, I'm back to Manila from the states, and due to the the events of the past day or two, I wish to destroy the entire human race, save for a few key people. And if you really have to ask yourself if you're one of them, you're not. Nothing personal you understand. Just too many people are fucking up this thing called 'existance', so I'll wipe ( Read more... ) -
I KNEW it!!
Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris only met once. This was the same day that the dinosaurs went extinct. They have been kept apart ever since ( Read more... ) -
Ya har
Yar! Tis me ladies and gents and of course all those in between, passing out some yule tide joy in my own special way...shining it up real nice, turning that sumbitch sideways, and STICKING IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS ( Read more... )
