so every morning, natalie and josh's cat, abby, and i go through the same morning routine.

every morning when i wake up and open my door, there she is sitting in the hallway between the door to my room and nat & josh's room, mad and "meowing" because she's angry that natalie and josh have shut the door and she can't get in. she sleeps in their room ( Read more... )

no matter how many times i do it, waking up for work is always the suckiest part of my day.

i memorized all 42 presidents of the united states yesterday while i was staring at a "president of the united states" ruler my niece had at her house. if you see me sometime soon, ask me how, and i will tell you, literally, the dramatic story i used to remember all of them ( Read more... )

the fact that i am home by myself laughing watching this says a lot about my life.


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On a sadder note, Pizza the Hut was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car, and ate himself to death.  

so i have found that when i start falling asleep at meeting, which has only been for the past few, ive developed this weird tactic of staying awake ( Read more... )

lovely are you lost ( Read more... )

OPTIMUS PRIME VERSUS MEGATRON

EPIC BATTLE OF THE AUTOBOTS VERSUS THE DECEPTICONS

I THINK YES.

i saw this in the reading tonight

Lamentations 4: 3 Even jackals themselves have presented the udder. They have suckled their cubs.
The daughter of my people becomes cruel, like ostriches in the wilderness.

and i thought

killer ostriches:


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these are random thoughts that are bouncing around in my head because i am strange.

you know what's funny? when youre singing the song at meeting and there's that one note that no one is sure quite how it should be sang. so there's that slight sense of awkwardness when you hear a handful of people be completely off key, and even though you ( Read more... )