Meme Answers!
Okay, here are the first eight answers to this meme, in which, if nothing else, I amuse myself. Yay!
estrella30 asks: 2 and 6 meet one night in a bar and get completely drunk and have rough, random sex in the back room. what happens when they both walk out to find their ex's - numbers 13 and 5, respectively, waiting there for them?
Ahahahaha! Noooo! Okay. Clark Kent and Lana Lang meet up at a bar after breaking up with their respective SO's. Being Clark and Lana, they are all, "Woe" and "OTP, we should never have broken up!" And the bar serves drinks made with pink K, and so they both get smashed and have dirty sex in the back room. The bad part is, when they walk out they run into Clark's ex, Logan Huntzberger, standing there. And Logan is all, "My Dad owns the Daily Planet, Clark, you think you can get away with that shit?"
To make matters worse, Faith, Lana's ex, walks in and is all, "Aw hell no!" And proceeds to beat the shit out of Clark, 'cause girl's got the kryptonite ring that Lana gave her. Once Clark is all tore up, Logan feels bad and decides to take him back. Lana, of course, is so turned on by Faith's display that they go back to their place and have dirty dirty sex all night.
parcae asks: If 7, 8, 10, and 15 were on a desert island and had to resort to cannibalism, who would be the first to die?
Okay, so Dean Winchester, Rory Gilmore, Lex Luthor and Duncan MacLeod are trapped on a desert island together, and they have to resort to cannibalism to survive. Lex votes that it be Rory, because he has issues with women and figures she'll probably try and kill them all in their sleep anyway.
Duncan says no, because he is Mr. Chivalry, and Dean says no, because she's kinda hot, and the only chick, and he's working on getting into her pants. And since Duncan and Dean are all anti-evil, and Lex is, well, kinda evil, they end up killing Lex first (betcha didn't see that one coming, huh?).
quietdiscerning asks: 4 is dating 15 but one night they have the hottest dream imaginable about 15's friend 7. does 4 think it was just a fluke and try to forget about it, or do they dump 15 and go after 7?
Dean Forester is dating Duncan MacLeod, but one night he has a dirty, dirty dream about Dean Winchester. So one night he goes to Dean W. and propositions him. To his surprise, Dean W. is all over that, and they spend the entire night having lots of dirty sex, calling out, "OH GOD, DEAN!" Because, let's face it, they're both a little narcissistic anyway. The next morning they are at breakfast when this guy who looks exactly like Dean F. comes through the door, and Dean W. is all, "Um, yeah. This is my brother Sam."
Well, that's just a little too fucked up for Dean F. So he goes back to Duncan and begs for forgiveness, and Duncan forgives him, because life is too short.
monroe_nell asks: So, 6 has a crush on 9, but is "hooking-up" with 11 whilst 9 is doing 2. Then 9 and 6 get drunk and sleep together. 3 weeks later 2 finds out he/she has syphilis. Who had it first?
So Lana totally has a thing for Lindsey McDonald, but so far he hasn't given her the time of day, so she's sleeping with Charles Gunn (because, c'mon, wouldn't you?), and Lindsey is knockin' boots with Clark Kent, because Clark has a thing for morally ambiguous guys, apparently.
But one night Lana succeeds in getting Lindsey drunk, and they have the best sex of Lana's life (because you know Lindsey's good). Then Clark finds out he has syphilis.
Who had it first? Darla, of course. Oh, Lindsey, you shouldn't of tapped that while she was human. *shakes head*
storydivagirl asks: #7 is forced to make out with either 4 or 15, who does he choose and why?
Dean Winchester, if forced to make out with either Dean Forester or Duncan MacLeod ends up choosing Duncan, because there would just be too many questions to answer if he made out with a guy who looks exactly like Sam. Plus, y'know, Duncan's got like 400 years of experience, and Dean totally wants to tap that.
And 2, 3, 9 are playing a game of HORSE, who wins?
In a game of HORSE between Clark Kent, Cordelia Chase and Lindsey McDonald, Clark totally wins, but only because he cheats to beat Lindsey, justifying it to himself by saying that Lindsey is evil.
cracknanny asks: 2 and 8 have the chance to guest star as a couple on a television show. What show is it and what is their storyline?
Clark Kent and Rory Gilmore are at Spring Break and are spotted by a talent scout, and are asked to guest star as a couple on House. Clark plays a patient with a mysterious disease, and Rory plays is neurotic girlfriend who might be hiding something.
callsigns says AU-ness:
10 and 13: who's the damsel-in-distress, who's the knight in shining armor?
Lex Luthor is the damsel-in-distress, always getting hit over the head because his security sucks. Logan Huntzberger is his kinght in shining armor. Not that Logan is that much more competent, but he's not getting the crap beat out of him all the time either.
Together they form a Poor Little Rich Boys club and eventually take over the world.
1 and 6: who's the astrophysics professor, who's the brilliant and seductive student?
Methos takes a job teaching astrophysics at Met. U, where he has an affair with the brilliant and seductive Lana Lang. As it turns out, Lana just needed the right teacher.
5 and 9: who's the record-store owner, who's the charming barista?
After quitting Wolfram & Hart, Lindsey decides to open his own record store. Imagine his surprise when the rogue slayer he once hired to kill Angel turns up looking for a job slinging coffee. Lindsey's not too sure at first, and he asks Faith what she's willing to do to get the job. Faith comes up with many fun, creative and dirty ideas, and Lindsey decides to give her a shot. They have lots and lots of sex every night after closing time.
8 and 12: who's the cop with a heart of gold, who's the cunning huckster?
Rory Gilmore is the cop with a heart of gold. When she crosses paths with one Sam Winchester, she's struck by how much he reminds her of her first love and is ready to forgive him anything in order to capture that feeling again. Lots of sweet, but still kind of dirty sex ensues.
cloex_brosluvr asks: 2, 5 & 10 are up for the same lead role in a comedy film. Who gets it?
Clark Kent, Faith, and Lex Luthor are all up for the same lead role. In an attempt to secure it, Lex tries to have the other two assassinated, but much like Wile E. Coyote, his schemes fail, and it ends up going to Faith, who has surprisingly great comedic timing.
And: I am also giving you the example one..hehehe
4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
Deah Forester, Lana Lang, Sam Winchester and Duncan MacLeod decide to start a band together. Their band name is Tampons for Bullet Wounds, and they're an emo punk band. Lana gets all gothed out as the lead singer. Their schtick is that Dean and Sam, the guitar and the bass player, look exactly alike, so they dress alike and such. Duncan plays drums, because while he has no real musical talent whatsoever, he's pretty good at keeping the beat.
estrella30 asks: 2 and 6 meet one night in a bar and get completely drunk and have rough, random sex in the back room. what happens when they both walk out to find their ex's - numbers 13 and 5, respectively, waiting there for them?
Ahahahaha! Noooo! Okay. Clark Kent and Lana Lang meet up at a bar after breaking up with their respective SO's. Being Clark and Lana, they are all, "Woe" and "OTP, we should never have broken up!" And the bar serves drinks made with pink K, and so they both get smashed and have dirty sex in the back room. The bad part is, when they walk out they run into Clark's ex, Logan Huntzberger, standing there. And Logan is all, "My Dad owns the Daily Planet, Clark, you think you can get away with that shit?"
To make matters worse, Faith, Lana's ex, walks in and is all, "Aw hell no!" And proceeds to beat the shit out of Clark, 'cause girl's got the kryptonite ring that Lana gave her. Once Clark is all tore up, Logan feels bad and decides to take him back. Lana, of course, is so turned on by Faith's display that they go back to their place and have dirty dirty sex all night.
parcae asks: If 7, 8, 10, and 15 were on a desert island and had to resort to cannibalism, who would be the first to die?
Okay, so Dean Winchester, Rory Gilmore, Lex Luthor and Duncan MacLeod are trapped on a desert island together, and they have to resort to cannibalism to survive. Lex votes that it be Rory, because he has issues with women and figures she'll probably try and kill them all in their sleep anyway.
Duncan says no, because he is Mr. Chivalry, and Dean says no, because she's kinda hot, and the only chick, and he's working on getting into her pants. And since Duncan and Dean are all anti-evil, and Lex is, well, kinda evil, they end up killing Lex first (betcha didn't see that one coming, huh?).
quietdiscerning asks: 4 is dating 15 but one night they have the hottest dream imaginable about 15's friend 7. does 4 think it was just a fluke and try to forget about it, or do they dump 15 and go after 7?
Dean Forester is dating Duncan MacLeod, but one night he has a dirty, dirty dream about Dean Winchester. So one night he goes to Dean W. and propositions him. To his surprise, Dean W. is all over that, and they spend the entire night having lots of dirty sex, calling out, "OH GOD, DEAN!" Because, let's face it, they're both a little narcissistic anyway. The next morning they are at breakfast when this guy who looks exactly like Dean F. comes through the door, and Dean W. is all, "Um, yeah. This is my brother Sam."
Well, that's just a little too fucked up for Dean F. So he goes back to Duncan and begs for forgiveness, and Duncan forgives him, because life is too short.
monroe_nell asks: So, 6 has a crush on 9, but is "hooking-up" with 11 whilst 9 is doing 2. Then 9 and 6 get drunk and sleep together. 3 weeks later 2 finds out he/she has syphilis. Who had it first?
So Lana totally has a thing for Lindsey McDonald, but so far he hasn't given her the time of day, so she's sleeping with Charles Gunn (because, c'mon, wouldn't you?), and Lindsey is knockin' boots with Clark Kent, because Clark has a thing for morally ambiguous guys, apparently.
But one night Lana succeeds in getting Lindsey drunk, and they have the best sex of Lana's life (because you know Lindsey's good). Then Clark finds out he has syphilis.
Who had it first? Darla, of course. Oh, Lindsey, you shouldn't of tapped that while she was human. *shakes head*
storydivagirl asks: #7 is forced to make out with either 4 or 15, who does he choose and why?
Dean Winchester, if forced to make out with either Dean Forester or Duncan MacLeod ends up choosing Duncan, because there would just be too many questions to answer if he made out with a guy who looks exactly like Sam. Plus, y'know, Duncan's got like 400 years of experience, and Dean totally wants to tap that.
And 2, 3, 9 are playing a game of HORSE, who wins?
In a game of HORSE between Clark Kent, Cordelia Chase and Lindsey McDonald, Clark totally wins, but only because he cheats to beat Lindsey, justifying it to himself by saying that Lindsey is evil.
cracknanny asks: 2 and 8 have the chance to guest star as a couple on a television show. What show is it and what is their storyline?
Clark Kent and Rory Gilmore are at Spring Break and are spotted by a talent scout, and are asked to guest star as a couple on House. Clark plays a patient with a mysterious disease, and Rory plays is neurotic girlfriend who might be hiding something.
callsigns says AU-ness:
10 and 13: who's the damsel-in-distress, who's the knight in shining armor?
Lex Luthor is the damsel-in-distress, always getting hit over the head because his security sucks. Logan Huntzberger is his kinght in shining armor. Not that Logan is that much more competent, but he's not getting the crap beat out of him all the time either.
Together they form a Poor Little Rich Boys club and eventually take over the world.
1 and 6: who's the astrophysics professor, who's the brilliant and seductive student?
Methos takes a job teaching astrophysics at Met. U, where he has an affair with the brilliant and seductive Lana Lang. As it turns out, Lana just needed the right teacher.
5 and 9: who's the record-store owner, who's the charming barista?
After quitting Wolfram & Hart, Lindsey decides to open his own record store. Imagine his surprise when the rogue slayer he once hired to kill Angel turns up looking for a job slinging coffee. Lindsey's not too sure at first, and he asks Faith what she's willing to do to get the job. Faith comes up with many fun, creative and dirty ideas, and Lindsey decides to give her a shot. They have lots and lots of sex every night after closing time.
8 and 12: who's the cop with a heart of gold, who's the cunning huckster?
Rory Gilmore is the cop with a heart of gold. When she crosses paths with one Sam Winchester, she's struck by how much he reminds her of her first love and is ready to forgive him anything in order to capture that feeling again. Lots of sweet, but still kind of dirty sex ensues.
cloex_brosluvr asks: 2, 5 & 10 are up for the same lead role in a comedy film. Who gets it?
Clark Kent, Faith, and Lex Luthor are all up for the same lead role. In an attempt to secure it, Lex tries to have the other two assassinated, but much like Wile E. Coyote, his schemes fail, and it ends up going to Faith, who has surprisingly great comedic timing.
And: I am also giving you the example one..hehehe
4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?
Deah Forester, Lana Lang, Sam Winchester and Duncan MacLeod decide to start a band together. Their band name is Tampons for Bullet Wounds, and they're an emo punk band. Lana gets all gothed out as the lead singer. Their schtick is that Dean and Sam, the guitar and the bass player, look exactly alike, so they dress alike and such. Duncan plays drums, because while he has no real musical talent whatsoever, he's pretty good at keeping the beat.