I am my own best friend.

[joyfulgrrrl]

95% of today's workday consisted of scolding, combined with an almost evangelistic form of motivational speaking.

I am the master of my destiny.

I realized that a lot of things have to change around our store in order for us to win this sales contest we're competing in.

Why am I here?

I just want to sell some furniture.

Comments

[tastee]

do you sell any cheap couches?! I'm in the market for one and I'd like it to go on YOUR commision

how many stamps would that take?

[joyfulgrrrl]

cheap? i don't sell anything cheap. inexpensive? maybe. but, never cheap.

can i send a couch via USPS? (at home i call it a couch, but at work, it's a sofa.

how many hot UPS men would it take?

[tastee]

oh man I guess this makes me one of those people who you hate the instant they walk in your store!