Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I helped tidus21 see the light (8 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I bought porn for tecbuz (-10 points). In January I set uconewsboy's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole puffinn's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (288 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
joyfulnoiz