Figure some people're havin' trouble keepin' warm. One way ta stay warm is ta fight. If ya ain't too snowbound ta wander out an' 're gettin' tired o' stayin' put, my warehouse is a' [x,y]. Got a fire goin' in tha corner, stays pretty warm.

Tha name's Kenpachi. Anyone's welcome ta come. Don't care who yer friends wi' 'r not. Figure it'lll be fun.

[Kenpachi's adapting, it's what he does. He's got a plate and he's standing outside, having dodged the bubbly rain. He manages to catch a slice of ham with something almost resembling skill, and then dodges a few that are trying to land on his head ( Read more... )

Huh. So when ya don't really know how old ya 're, does a birthday really matter? Least I still got Puddin'head. Kinda glad he don't tend ta eat. Unless someone's feedin' him an' I ain't noticed. Think tha'd require a mouth too. Ain't sure he has one. 'r a gender. Heh ( Read more... )

[Kenpachi is standing in the ruins of a messed-up building.]

Huh. Thought tha' was Nnoitra. Wasn't. Guess tha'd explain why I ain't injured. Anyone seen an Espada wi' wha' looks like a spoon behind his head runnin' 'round? He's mine if he's really here.

[He shrugs, grins, puts his blade back on his shoulder, and scoops up the PCD before ( Read more... )

She ain't here. I've been lookin' everywhere in case she got lost. But she ain't here. An' she'd speak up. There's candy here. More candy than there's ever been. Maybe they're mockin' tha fact tha' she ain't here no more. I'd challenge em if I thought there was anythin' ta it. But there's no point. Ain't a point a' all ( Read more... )

...Huh. A' least I ain't gonna be gettin' lost this week. Small thing. Dunno why I got stuck wi' a kid tha' seems scared an' a guy tha' ain't much better. I couldn't've gotten someone who wanted ta spar form time ta time? Outta all tha people. Heh, even coulda gotten stuck wi' tha Espada, tha' would o' been interestin ( Read more... )

So tha guy I was lookin' fer... left. Figures. An' tha Espada don't wanna fight. Why'd we have ta get tha one tha' don't wanna fight? All o' tha others seemed lookin' forward ta it. One day ( Read more... )

[Kenpachi's polishing his zanpakutou before looking at the screen, a very serious expression on his face.]

Ain't gonna tell ya ta pick on someone yer own size, 'cause I'm likely tha biggest in tha city. Gonna challenge ya ta take on someone who could fight back. Though it don't seem like ya got tha balls fer it.

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[Kenpachi is snickering as Hitsugaya and Sasuke try to lift Matsumoto.]

Yer too short. Both o' ya. Maybe tha's why ya got put tagether, heh. Here, lemme.

[He bends over, using the shoulder Yachiru's not on to support Matsumoto.]

Need someone bigger fer things like this. Heh. Fer most things. Now. Uh. Which way's tha clinic? 'Chiru, ya know?

[Kenpachi is sitting in front of a mirror, trying fruitlessly to get his spikes to stand up. Each time it looks like one is set, the another falls down. For a moment he simply stares at the mirror before shaking his head.]

Better be an event, all I'm sayin'. Ain't goin' back ta this on a normal basis.

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