AWEE ( Read more... )

umm, I'm pretty sure I just got used.

but I'm pretty sure if it ended any other way I would have not been satisfied.

do we see a problem here?

on a side note: men need to learn how to hold their semen in longer.

I don't mean to brag, but I kind of have to

I GOT A FREAKING TURKEY IN BOWLING!!
on the 10th frame, in the last game...AND WE WON!!

Our team is currently 10 and 4...we rock hard!

I'M GOING TO BE IN THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE ( Read more... )

I need a guy to give me lessons on spitting flem up ..b/c it is in my throat CONSTANTLY. I try to spit it out but my first instinct is to swallow once it comes up and I never get it out.

Grossss...

and really I made this post solely for caitlin:
don't worry about my vag my dear friend ...I PASSED MY PAP TEST!!!

I was so bored last night, in my zombie state of mind, I decided to make my alarm clock an hour fast ( Read more... )

I just pushed a piece of glass from a beer bottle out of my leg wound. I've NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE ( Read more... )

I sat in the Urgent Care waiting room for two hours just to have a doctor (who was really cool by the way b/c he was from England and had an awesome accent) pick at my leg, bandage it, and then perscribe antibiotics. The only plus side was the extremely attractive guy in the waiting room with me. Mmhmm ( Read more... )

http://kevan.org/johari?name=abba+zabba

I'm glad I decided to go home early tonight b/c I would hate to be driving in this weather with my mom's car. I drove 20 mph the whole way home..i'm so proud ( Read more... )