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joyride75

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Jan 08, 2004 12:07

Everybody gets those stupid "Enlarge your penis in 10 days" spam emails, right? Right. I got one today, and I was just about to delete it when one phrase jumped off the screen at me. At the bottom of the page, there was a customer testimonial from a mister F.B. of San Francisco, CA. He says:

"Herbal Vivid changed my life. Before I started ( Read more... )

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joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:03:21 UTC

Yes.

Wait...no?

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joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:05:50 UTC

Yeah, that's not happening.

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indigobluejelly January 8 2004, 10:04:40 UTC

Its not the size of the ship its the motion in my ocean!

I did date a guy once with the last name Small and let me tell you it was just that...sad really poor guy thought it was a magic wand, but really it just didnt do the trick. Fingers required and batteries required.

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:06:15 UTC

By "small" you mean?

indigobluejelly January 8 2004, 10:17:32 UTC

Seriously...!!!

imamessnal January 8 2004, 10:09:40 UTC

This brings to mind, handsome jock we will call M that I dated at one time. When the moment finally came, and we decided to, um, get it on, well, it was about the size of my pinky size, fully erect. I didn't know what to think. But, we didn't have sex in the end. I just couldn't get into it, I kept thinking that he looked like a newborn baby or something. ~sigh~ He sure was handsome tho, his personality was lacking quite a bit as well. Poor guy.

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:10:43 UTC

OUCH! <----That's about all I can say.

imamessnal January 8 2004, 10:12:29 UTC

I tried the best I could to not let it bother me. But when he stuck the thing towards my mouth I had to draw the line. *bwahahahahaha*

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:13:51 UTC

Unfortunately for him, that line just happened to be right in front of your mouth! HA!

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screamingmute January 8 2004, 10:20:05 UTC

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joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:22:11 UTC

"*His" fat pad covers most of his penis!

*I can only assume that it's a he...unless that's an abnormally large clit, but that still doesn't explain the lack of a vagina.

screamingmute January 8 2004, 10:27:06 UTC

Isn't that terrible?!?! I am so sorry, but I just had to put that up there =)

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:27:55 UTC

Luckily, my work doesn't monitor our internet usage! ;D

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bettyspider January 8 2004, 10:43:25 UTC

call me crazy, but I'll go for quality over quantity any day of the week.

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:44:42 UTC

Hey, Crazy.

bettyspider January 8 2004, 10:47:44 UTC

there's just something NOT appealing about something the size of a child's arm being rammed into my vagina. the only thing that should stretch it that far is a entire child coming OUT.

joyride75 January 8 2004, 10:50:13 UTC

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