My daughter is very sick today. She will not be attending school.

[joyus]

things i love right now

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you need a pet.

[ineedatampon]

get a fish. they are cute. you can play with them. they do sweet things. you can walk around saying, "i'm joy, i havafish."

OR

get a turtle. when they get older you can walk it like a dog. you can make mazes for it to crawl through. it will love you.

OR

get a ferret. give it a mullet. name it jesus. jesus has a mullet.

OR

get a hamster. give it a mohawk. make leather jackets for it.

Re: you need a pet.

[joyus]

i had a fish this summer but it died really fast. i named him Sid Fishious.

i almost had to get stitches because of a hamster one time. but since i was 13 i have wanted a hamster simply because i wanted to be able to name him MC Hamster.

a turtle would be nice. i think i would very much enjoy it if it loved me.

Re: you need a pet.

[joyus]

now that i think about it i really really want a turtle.

for the record both those names are copyrighted.