I'm a musical genius.
Hey guys! I wrote this song last night and, um, I'm not quite sure about some of the lyrics... But, uh, I'll give it a shot.
A-hem...
John's new girlfriend is cunt
I don't know what he sees in that bitch
She'll ruin our lives...
This band is gonna break up if that whore does not die....
John's got to stop taking LSD
It's making him think she's a ten and really she's a three
What the fuck
Looks like her face got run over by a truck
Dump that bitch
Dump that bitch
And stop being a motherfucking dick
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my cock
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
Metallica
Metallica
I've gotta run that name by Linda
Our new band Metallica is gonna be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged chick
And then divorce her six years later cause she was such a fucking bitch
Well, that's pretty much it. I've gotta another song called, uh, I'm working on it, called "Hey Jews". It's all about the Jews and how much I hate the Jews.
A-hem...
John's new girlfriend is cunt
I don't know what he sees in that bitch
She'll ruin our lives...
This band is gonna break up if that whore does not die....
John's got to stop taking LSD
It's making him think she's a ten and really she's a three
What the fuck
Looks like her face got run over by a truck
Dump that bitch
Dump that bitch
And stop being a motherfucking dick
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my cock
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
Metallica
Metallica
I've gotta run that name by Linda
Our new band Metallica is gonna be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged chick
And then divorce her six years later cause she was such a fucking bitch
Well, that's pretty much it. I've gotta another song called, uh, I'm working on it, called "Hey Jews". It's all about the Jews and how much I hate the Jews.