A six word story is impossible

[jpfed]

I came across a page with a bunch of six word stories. I wouldn't subject you to most of them, which kind of miss the boat. Here are those I thought were the best

Comments

[anonymous]

Your last one is awesome and made me laugh out loud.

More six word stories

[llindeman]

Well here is the one my mother used to tell me when she was in a hurry (for real):

Once upon a time. The End.

And a few more from me:

Boy meets girl. Runs away screaming.
They switch bodies. No one notices.
Schizophrenic and wife form love triangle.

More 6 word stories (with titles)

[abigailstein]

(The Soldier)
Tell my kids I love them.

(Bittersweet Golden Anniversary)
Remember me?
No.
Then kiss me.