When it Rains it POORS.

[jpinjp]

Got hit and run tonite. Good, cause i really wanted my car to be fucked up for a while, and maybe not drivable at all. YUP. thats actually what i've been praying for. my knee hurts

Comments

[adrach]

wait wait wait... THE lady filed claims? as in, "SON OF A BITCH" did?!what a fuckin nut job! pregnancy makes you do shady ass things.

[jpinjp]

ya and the skank ho filed the claim last week, it was grimy cause she didnt want my insurance stuff then, and she waited like a month. i hope the baby is a hellspawn. Peace.

(im not really that mad anymore, ive calmed down, but that lady grrr)

[adrach]

how the fuck did she do that, though? i didn't see her write down your plate number or anything... christ.

[masspke]

I love JP

[highclassbanana]

As do I.

[jpinjp]

KEVIN, we need to chill, fuck school, ur future aint nearly as important as chillin wit me tha hole and frank aka JP and the terrible two. get ur ass up here. Peace.

[jpinjp]

You rock Cathy, we need to chill sometime not long from now. if westfield weren't on the otherside of the universe id be thurr now. i love u tho, and that really helped. Peace.

[special_k_x]

I'll so be your girlfriend. I wish I could go to Stewie. I could show you all my awesome girlfriend skills.

[jpinjp]

WORD. But ur still not going to stewie, and theres no good reason. but now its time to focus on WHOS GOIN TO BENAPALOOZA? DUDE! Peace.

Maybe If......

[_coreyhart_]

God didn't hate black people, you'de have better luck with cars.

This isn't speculation either, I've spoken to god, he is actually co writer of a few of my songs(he asked to remain anonomous). Most of his lines got cut by my editor in order to maintain my african american fanbase.