Narrative Essay 1st draft-- Safe keeping

[jpop_idol_maomi]

It’s been said that one can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar; however, through a largely unpleasant situation, I have found that this principle is not necessarily true when related to people

Comments

[uknaruto]

Wow, is this actually a true story?

[jpop_idol_maomi]

yes, with the exception of using Xybur's name (I couldn't remember the real guy's D: ).

[kupopo]

You poor thing. At the very least, it's a funny story to tell. A kick in the balls would have been nice too. xD

You seem to attract the socially retarded and tone deaf guys, and I seem to attract the socially inept annoying fangirl crackpots. Hurray us!

[jpop_idol_maomi]

haha I think you might be slightly worse off

[theatricmisery]

Yea. I get you. I have a history of a furry, an aryan nations leader, and some guy in a truck stop who thought my dad had picked up "his" cb-radio date.

[jpop_idol_maomi]

hahahaha you seem like an awesome radio date~

ps: it was good to see you the other morning. I imagine I will be seeing you again in a similar situation.

[theatricmisery]

Maybe? but i doubt it. sorry i didn't talk more/at all, it was 8 in the morning and i was miserably tired. I don't know if you will. Dan and I broke up, so I don't know if I'll be there at 8 in the morning anymore.

[theatricmisery]

oh! and i forgot the guy who's last relationship ended because he cheated on her with her mom.
Winners abound.

[mildsevens]

^ You can't beat mine...Two Schizophrenics AND a vampire. (possibly schizophrenic.) All potheads. yick. The other boyfriends were unremarkable.

Missy, you are one hell of a writer. Seriously. Publish a book of your essays. I enjoy reading about your escapades. Your teacher must adore you! (Is he/she cute?)

[theatricmisery]

I think the better question is if he/she has emotional problems and/or social interaction issues. If either is a yes, then she's a shoe in.

[jpop_idol_maomi]

In fairness, this was the most "narrative essay" experience (or at least the one that was the easiest to shit out twenty minutes before class on monday, haahhaha :3)

also, you are years older.

hmmmm my professor for composition is very old, but awesome. I would love to be involved with a very attractive, masculine, older professor. One day D: good luck with yours~~~
It's all about the writing center staff (but none of the boys are particularly cute D: )

[dlipert]

jesus christ this was scarier than the mystery of amigara fault

[dlipert]

err enigma

jesus christ

[jpop_idol_maomi]

jesus christ