New icon line-up :(

Drunk chicks think I'm hot.

Mmm Haitians

i just woke up and have no clue where i am. P. Diddy is the fucking party GOD.

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Has anyone seen my pants and my left shoe?

*steals christmas*

My rule for life: Don't get excited just for shit to let you down.

See I approach Christmas with the "fuck it" attitude. And now that all this shit is going on it doesn't effect me. i feel nothing. All this. "drama"? i could care less. I'm just here as a catalyst. Speed up whatever is going to evidently happen.I own you all. YUPOS ( Read more... )

I swear that I can go on forever again ( Read more... )

I need to update for real. i haven't done that in ages. Maybe even never. hmmmm.This isn't it but i am updating ( Read more... )

Hmm what to be thankful for what to be thankful for...-ponders-

OK I've got it.

I'm thankful that all of my family are well and love me more than ever ;)

I'm thankful for the fine ass girl that I am blessed to call mine <3333 :-* Thats you Lyss :OP

I'm thankful that my son is doing well, loves me and looks up to me even though he really shouldn ( Read more... )

I don't like pretzels. I eat around them

Happy Birthday Tara May! Can't wait for the sleepover. I'll wear my spiderman pajamas

( Now onto the gifts )

Hospitals are only good for two thins: Hot Nurses and Jello