Everyone go out and buy the new issue of US Weekly. I have a quote in it. I'm getting so famous, pretty soon I'll be on the cover and people'll be saying 'Justin who?'

Dan from Otown, you and me need to have some words

still drunk *hiccups*

-sings at the top of his lungs-

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band ( Read more... )

NOT Fat......FESTIVLEY PLUMP >:O

I want a pizza.

Justin i know your dirty little secret

See my mood. One word as to why. ALYSSA! Enough said.

We're in Philly. Bring on the fucking grub.

motherfucker. Can anything ever be NORMAL around here. I wanted a week in bed with Lyss. That was it. Is that too much to ask?

Fuck i have to go to the hospital.

Fuck...I need to..fuck i don't even know what i need.

Peace.

Man i am TIRED. Challenge was a fucking blast. The family was there helping joey cheat cheering Joe on and overall it was just good ol fucking fun. Tara and I taped some of the actions but i was mainly a spectator this year with Kelly and Nic. Damn my son is a ladies man. All those woman were wrapped around his little finger. Yeah i taught him ( Read more... )

Since Justin won't give me back my pants in the divorce i have decided to no longer wear pants -stands in underwear-. I can't run after him now though. don't wanna damage the boys. Oh well I'll just thrown blunt, UNBREAKABLE objects.

ti amo più Alyssa

Ok -takes a deep breath- i couldn't have gotten drunk enough last night to do this

( It's all Princess' fault. you bastard )