Bloody Lake Turkana, fucking sodding bastard that took my whole fackin' life away. Bloody Lake Turkana that made Tessa go away with that blooming Arnold. Bloody fucking Sandy that loved my wife with more passion than I did. Bloody fucking Africa for taking away my sanity and fackin' sense of mind ( Read more... )

Sadly, I feel like going back to Africa right now; and that's not a good sign. I only have two students and it seems my courses are floudering under non-interest although that Elizabeth girl was quite interesting; also driven by my absolute boredness with this bloody place. I suppose it'll take more than a day or two to get used to this place and ( Read more... )

JUSTIN QUAYLE
BUREAUCRACY/AMBASSADORS LEGION/GARDENING PROF.

DROP MAIL HERE.

``Oh, bugger, haven't used one of these bloody devices in forever. Always radios, radios, radios in sodding Africa..."--a long pause--"Oh, right! Hello all, this is the voicemail of Justin Quayle, Her Majesty's High Commission Ambassador to Africa. Please leave a message is if contains utter importance or tom-foolery. Thankyou."

BEEP.

JUSTIN QUAYLE
TEACHERS INBOX
jquayle@fandomhigh.edu

E-MAIL ME HERE.

Hi, I'm Justin Quayle and I'm here to teach an aray of subjects to you students. I think those who are in Politics would love and be interested in this class and it's counter-parts. I am a British High Commission Bureaucrat and a part-time gardener. I find myself very reliable, open and handsome intelligent and I hope you all do too ( Read more... )