I should just stop reading the news.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21362732/

Sometimes the real news is even odder than made up news. The attached link is hi-larious and all about Senator Larry Craig from Idaho. Laughed my ass off.

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/national/How_does_he_plead_Not_Gay.html

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My pirate name is:

Bloody Davy Cash

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Which Goddess do you most embody? (girls only)
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You scored as Silver Dragon : The Intelligent Dragon, Your the silver dragon, or The Intelligent Dragon. You love absorbing as much knowledge your brain can, and a good book is all you need at the end of a hard day. Silver dragons are usually head of the dragon packs, since their wisdom is what the group needs.

Silver Dragon : The Intelligent Dragon
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Okay, I need someone somewhere to explain the whole on-line survey thingy. If it's about entertaining your friends, cool, I get that. I have some really witty funny friends and when they answer these surveys, it cracks my shit up. Do I learn anything about my friends who answer these surveys? - Aiiight, so, maybe the first time I read these surveys ( Read more... )

I sleep beneath an open window. Sometimes rain spatters through the screen, waking me. I hear thunder and the lightening turns my walls pale blue for instances and moments, then muted grey. I feel very small beneath my blankets, damp with night sweat. I guess this is the most alone feeling. It's not lonely. It's still and simultaneously empty and ( Read more... )

I introduced my friend Tobin to my friend Wade (this is not the dream-part, this is in the really world). Wade is a talent agent at a huge modeling agency. Tobin has danced for Hubbard St. Dance Co. for years, before that he was at Julliard - so yeah, he's kinda impressive. So, the two of them meet, and now Tobin has an exclusive contract with a ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Apocalypse
Apocalypse
79%
Venom
72%
Mystique
72%
Catwoman
72%
Two-Face
68%
Lex Luthor
67%
Dr. Doom
67%
Kingpin
66%
Dark Phoenix
66%
Magneto
66%
Juggernaut
56%
Poison Ivy
54%
Green Goblin
44%
The Joker
42%
Riddler
36%
Mr. Freeze
36%

You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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