Living in the future

[jrbl]

You know, I'm so happy I live in the future. I think my life would fucking suck if I lived in the past. For one thing, I'd be dead now. For another thing, I probably would have died terribly young, thanks to some horrifically painful disease that comes from not eating enough fruit or something. Not to mention that I'd be unable to function in

Comments

[loosestrife]

That sure is some vehicular melodrama.

Yikes

[vengmark]

Glad you came away from it without any permanent damage! But yes, the future is awesome.