lesson plans - haha

[jrpookiemaster]

So, I'm writing this lesson plan as part of a project for class. The lesson plan is about the states of matter. Solid. Liquid. Gas. So, as I was writing my lesson plan, I thought I would include some adjectives that may describe each state of matter. And without thinking about it, I wrote: Hard, Wet, Steamy. methinks that this will NOT be

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[insertnamehere2]

You certainly would get their attention (assuming they're high school students).

[jrpookiemaster]

well, they are elementary, so they probably wouldn't even get it, but still. I'm not sure I could say that without laughing myself or having my colleagues laughing at me! :-p

[pbz]

That IS pretty funny.
Some things that are solids are not hard, like feathers, for instance. Liquids always take the shape of their container. Gases are shapeless. I dunno.

[jrpookiemaster]

yeah, I was trying to figure out how to get all of that in there... I have some simple definitions, but definitions are still broad and can be hard to grasp.

[supremeshortone]

get your mind out of the gutter! but if this is for school and you have to present - it might give the class a good laugh. if not only a prof is going to see it - probably a good call leaving it out.

[jrpookiemaster]

well, I dont think I have to present on it - maybe I do - in which case I'll have to present on the whole project, not just this lesson. 'Twill be news to me! I doubt anyone other than the prof will see it, but it may be something I use down the road. Yeah, it was definitely a mind-in-the-gutter situation, but I still took it out. :-p

[twilightclarity]

Firm... moist... gassy!