Grammar lessons

[jrrtolkien]

Vala = singular
Valar = plural

Maia = singular
Maiar = plural

Junior Cheeseburger Deluxe = singular
Junior Cheeseburgers Deluxe = plural

Comments

[_redpanda_]

*snidely* Hah! You forgot "Valier" = female--

*is smited*

ow.

[jrrtolkien]

Yes yes yes, Valie, Valier. I have a bad memory in my old age.

I wonder who did that.

But um... SMOTE. :P :P :P

[_redpanda_]

You're looking marvellous for eleventy-one and dead, sir.

[jrrtolkien]

I'm the best-looking dead-dude ever. Have a muffin.

[esmereldatook]

Mmmmm, cheeseburgers.

[jrrtolkien]

Exaaaaactly. Want one?

[esmereldatook]

Do you really have to ask if a hobbit wants food? yesplease!

[sparky_nicole]

teeeee! tokieeeeeee!
*bounces*
nn LALABABEE!

♥

[jrrtolkien]

Valababy = singular
Valababies = Plural

Sparky = CUTE

*gives apple juice*

[sparky_nicole]

pll joooooo! snumnum! :D
*taps on your pipe*
*giggles*

[jrrtolkien]

There's nothing in the pipe right now. I gave up smoking when I died. It's just for show. *holds it out* Want to hold it?

[mayorsamgamgee]

Sir, I lost my muffin.

Cheese is always good, I reckon. Have you tried those BBQ Bacon melts though? Mmmm....

[jrrtolkien]

I like the Taco Supremo Salad at Wendy's.

I have muffins. Want one?

[mayorsamgamgee]

Ooo, you have great taste, sir.

Oh, can I, Mr. Tolkien, sir?

Re:

[jrrtolkien]

Sure thing. Want a blueberry muffin with raspberry filling? :D :D

[gorlim]

That always confused me. The one about the cheeseburgers, I mean.

So, maybe you can clear something else up for me.

Orc = singular
Orcs = plural
Orcses = many groups of orcs?

[jrrtolkien]

Orc = Singular
Orcs = Plural
Orcses = Plural, in "Gollumspeak"

[coconutcaat]

Gollum is my hot boy. We're going to have many babieses to spite those evil hobbitses!