now hiring!

[jschmo]

- must keep promises
- must stay faithful to not just relationships but more importantly to God
- must be wiling to drive really far for no particular reason other than to hang out
- must not hit coworkers private parts (BUT joking about hitting them is highly encouraged)
- must love to go out and eat and be paid for all the time even if a coworker

Comments

[ex_c_hrista]

Aw, I'm only 5'1". :P

[jschmo]

it's ok dear... just as long as you wear heels