Actually, this isn't really pertinent information, but it just happened and I think it's freakier than I perceive it. Anyway, every night between around 11:30 and five or six in the morning, there is a creepy shrill-ass whistling noise outside my bedroom window that sounds for about three seconds and stops ( Read more... )

I am being tested.

I'm sure this will interest more than a few who read this. I'm listening to TMOI - "We Are The Mothers And This Is What We Sound Like!" for the first time, and finding out that rather than a comp of previously recorded tunes, it's actually a great live comp, with various Mother's freakerie interjected throughout. I also just hallucinated and ( Read more... )

It means, "Carry me; I want to die ( Read more... )

Baby bells, baby bells...
Cashew nut and acorn shells...
The ocean flows, the ocean swells...
And I sail in with pre-rolled Ls.That's one I wrote. It's called "Pre-rolled Ls ( Read more... )

PEZ is a very interesting candy. They are independent, and they have been producing the same flavors for decades, the exception being the recent addition of Peppermint to the classic range. Since the beginning, Pez has packaged it's chalky little flavor tablets with collectible dispensers, which nowadays are designed thematically to coincide with a ( Read more... )

Happy New Year, everyone. I have been pretty busy, and today is my half-birthday. All is well ( Read more... )

I realized today that it has been only a few days past a year that I have been posting on this journal. I guess all I can really tell you is that a consortium of 55,000,000 of your fellow citizens have failed you and for those serving overseas, between 18 and 25 and of a lower income level, or residing in a metropolis or outlying area thereof, I ( Read more... )

There's a right way and a wrong way to smoke in your house at night when your family is asleep. The wrong way is, simply, getting caught. The right way is to take a light snack from the kitchen (in tonight's case, two Bachman's "yellow bag" pretzel rods and a Poland Spring), and bring it into your room. Lock the door, open a window pack (or roll), ( Read more... )

The Republican National what-now?