this week...

[jsibelle]

-a guy came into my office with a human heart in a box.
-i saw a man with a seeing-eye pony. it pooped on the curb just before getting into a limo with it's ward.

also, the new security guard has one arm.

Comments

[ethereal]

is this like a usual week for you at work? or were the stars aligned just right for bizarre stuff to happen? either way, i'm jealous!

Re:

[jsibelle]

i seem to attract this sort of thing. at the very least i'm constantly amused.

[popkultur]

Maybe the drummer from Def Leopard got a new job.