i like this:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
shadow_8118's purse (30 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
windritual (-5000 points). In November I helped
mrs_hahn across the street (6 points). In June I put gum in
d_man4eva's hair (-12 points). In October I gave
soulspinner a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4981 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jslr
but daniel beat me hands down, well done :D
and this appeals, thanx Windritual:
What Will jslr Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by question21Pair of Socks from katy_brightsideBottle of Whiskey from prof818Cd from angel_of_lissaSomething Cuddly from katy_brightsideSomething Intoxicating from shadow_8118Something Silly from question21Something Funny from prof818Lump of coal from katy_brightsideSomething Pretty from angel_of_lissaSomething Shiny from shadow_8118Something Naughty from question21Something Smelly from katy_brightsideSomething Breakable from shadow_8118Something Useful from prof818Something not useful from question21The Black and Decker Tool Kit from prof818Livejournal account from katy_brightsideThe Make-up Bag from question21Stack of DVDs from angel_of_lissaSomething Geeky from shadow_8118