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[jsnake1402]

Since I am still waiting to get this mythical counter offer from my current employer, I've been thinking just what they would have to offer me to get me to stay. So far I've got a tank (like sherman tank, not swimming), the telepathic ability to communicate with animals like beastmaster, Anna suggested a trip to outer space, but I say only if I'm

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[avonlea2]

Whoa... what exactly would happen to Peeps in outer space? The idea of that blows my mind, man.

[jsnake1402]

they would puff up to astounding size... then all the air pockets would burst and it would freeze solid as a mangled misshapen marshmallow mess.

[avonlea2]

Exactly what I thought.

[jsnake1402]

I think a pet chimp that wore clothes and played video games and provided constant comic relief would just about do it. I would call him my best friend....

But then I also might need a stable of miniature horses for my best friend to ride around on wearing a cowboy hat.

[avonlea2]

No, the miniature horses would be for me. Adding them into the mix for the chimp would just make it way too weird. It would definitely put the ensemble over the top.

[jsnake1402]

that's the goal