helenish said a lot of very important things yesterday in her entry entitled Lube Eyes. These are KEEN SOCIOLOGICAL INSIGHTS, people. Go read them in the original
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3b) The other reason Ronon won't shower with the Marines or Sheppard is that every guy he's looked at -- not that he's looked or anything, that would be beyond rude -- has this weird-looking dick with no foreskin, and just thinking about it -- not that he's thought about it or anything -- makes his dick want to crawl up inside his body and not come out until it's safe.
So when Cadman finally talks to him about condoms, he thinks they must be replacement or ceremonial foreskins, which is pretty much the weirdest thing ever. And he tries to tell her he doesn't need one. And he shows her why not.
You do have to take into account that Carson's eyes are really the bluest blue ever, he's like the Jessica Simpson of Ring-Eyes.
Does that make Cadman Nick Lachey?jssangelMarch 17 2006, 03:06:45 UTC
re: Showering! Foreskin! So true! So True! Hee hee! He must be really creeped out!
Although, speaking of the lovley ring-eyed doctor, I've heard tell that those European boys are sometimes uncut. What if Ronon is so relieved the time he is in the shower and Beckett comes in (foreskin and all), that he(Ronon) just busts out with all his questions? Because he feels a kinship with Carson, ring-eyed or not.
3b) The other reason Ronon won't shower with the Marines or Sheppard is that every guy he's looked at -- not that he's looked or anything, that would be beyond rude -- has this weird-looking dick with no foreskin, and just thinking about it -- not that he's thought about it or anything -- makes his dick want to crawl up inside his body and not come out until it's safe.
So when Cadman finally talks to him about condoms, he thinks they must be replacement or ceremonial foreskins, which is pretty much the weirdest thing ever. And he tries to tell her he doesn't need one. And he shows her why not.
You do have to take into account that Carson's eyes are really the bluest blue ever, he's like the Jessica Simpson of Ring-Eyes.
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ha ha ha, love it! I feel an icon coming on.
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Although, speaking of the lovley ring-eyed doctor, I've heard tell that those European boys are sometimes uncut. What if Ronon is so relieved the time he is in the shower and Beckett comes in (foreskin and all), that he(Ronon) just busts out with all his questions? Because he feels a kinship with Carson, ring-eyed or not.
It's all about the state of the dick.
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